Would you say Santa is a heathen?

Not only does Santa enslave gift-wrapping midgets, but his entire business is based on human evaluation. To hell with "let us not judge one another", right? And for some more irony, he's the figurehead of the biggest Christian holiday of the year! Gluttony is one of Gawd's seven deadly sins, yet this pie-faced porker breaks into millions of homes, gets loaded, gets the beer muchies and raids their cookie stashes, and flies into the night on his freakish mutant reindeer. Living in the North Pole, with not a church in sight...how did God appoint this tubby shithead to be every little kid's wet dream? Is Santa a heathen?